happy_go_faga ([info]mallymalcontent) wrote,
@ 2008-04-10 14:01:00
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Are You There God? It's Me, John
I loathe the term "guilty pleasure".  I just don't like to feel guilty about any pleasure, even though, at times, I do.  My own christian upbringing, albeit ever-so-slightly thus, has given me at least enough guilt to know that I shouldn't enjoy 1/2 of the things I do 3/4 as much, and that I should feel 10 times as guilty as I have.  But the church of me says I shouldn't feel even that much guilt.  

Why the hell would anyone feel guilty eating chocolate?  If you're eating to obesity, then that's a problem and not a pleasure certainly.  If you're not, if it is merely a treat, then why the guilt?  Fuck it - enjoy it guilt free says I.  

With all the porn floating around the internet, you'd have to be a robot not to feel moved by it.  Why feel guilty - grab a sock in a jolly way and move on.  

I used tobacco for years and could never understand feeling guilty about it.  You know what it can do to you.  You are undoubtedly aware of the effects - both good and bad.  Choose to use it or not use it.  Feeling guilty about it only adds stress and there's already plenty enough of that to go around.  And if you're one of the lucky few that can have a cigarette or dip of snuff here and there and never feel addicted - then you're the succubus and you should rot in hell.  But you shouldn't feel guilty about it.

If you have the lust to kill or you're looking at a little kid the wrong way, well, fucking stop that.  That's wrong.  Don't be a douche.  That's not a pleasure - that's fucked.  Go get help.  But for the little shit in life, I say guilt be damned; let's just enjoy ourselves a bit.  Eat that piece of chocolate with a shit-eating grin on your face.  Stare at that pretty girl just long enough to get good and caught.  (but then stop.  otherwise it's just creepy.)  If you want to masturbate to "chicks with dicks" with a dildo in yer ass, do it with a song in your heart.  

Viva la pleasure - screw the guilt!



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True.
[info]flamejones
2008-04-11 01:58 am UTC (link)
Dude, I find I am guilty about stupid shit like taking a sick day when I am honestly sick. There is something about that emotion that kicks my ass every time I have it. I like your approach and will be more diligent in trying to follow it.


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Re: True.
[info]mallymalcontent
2008-04-11 09:28 pm UTC (link)
me too...

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[info]funkycold
2008-04-11 10:51 pm UTC (link)
Goddamn right! That's it, I'm pulling my chicks with dicks dvd out of the Goodwill box!

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[info]mallymalcontent
2008-04-12 03:55 am UTC (link)
you pitch the right woo lady...

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