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 A guy wearing a fleece  jacket with the collar upturned, corduroy pants and a blue-tooth festooned ear, what I like to call the "Mr. Pacific Northwest" look,  just ordered a protein salad from the PCC prepared-foods counter.  When I was a lad a protein salad meant something completely different.

At least I'm assuming they're not the same thing.   Either way, it's guaranteed to be organic.

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Putting any two animal names together makes for a great band name.
Zebra Monkey
Iguana Sheep
Ass Fish

They all work.

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I am sick of the fucking clouds.

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Protein Salad would also be a good band name.  But it is a fucking terrible salad name.